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Passing as Human S Myrston

Passing as Human

S Myrston

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Earth is an excruciating sentence for any non-terrestrial being and you need to ready yourself for that fact. It’s more than just the primitive technology, foul smells and constant racket of the planet. It’s the people who will finally do you in. IfMoreEarth is an excruciating sentence for any non-terrestrial being and you need to ready yourself for that fact. It’s more than just the primitive technology, foul smells and constant racket of the planet. It’s the people who will finally do you in. If you aren’t a practicing misanthrope yet, be patient.I know this for I have lived among humans for two decades. I have held down a job, wore ties, rutted, and even developed seemingly-genuine, long-term relationships with unsuspecting victims. I was so attuned to the ways of man that I could comfortably sit with them in pubs and restaurants and while away the time conversing, flirting and debating sporting statistics. I was, for all intrinsic purposes, human for a time. Everything I learned over this period was diligently recorded in this text. You too can do as I did. You too can pass as human.- Learn how to fake emotions like a real human being.- Adapt your form, gait and visage to better assimilate into their ranks.- Meet and befriend unsuspecting civilians for your own nefarious purposes.- Choose which country on the planet will best suit your needs.- Learn how to start fights, end arguments and engage in conversations with cold callers.- Find a job to distract yourself from your empty and pointless existence.- Reach out to the global networks available to help beings like yourself.- Attract and seduce a suitable mate for companionship and sexual gratification.